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Sep 29, 2014 / 42,223 notes

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samandlux:

Nothin like a messy bun day with ur friends
Sep 29, 2014 / 5,220 notes

samandlux:

Nothin like a messy bun day with ur friends

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Sep 29, 2014 / 200,289 notes

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via hotboyproblems)

kushandwizdom:

Quote Lounge
Sep 18, 2014 / 2,773 notes
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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via hotboyproblems)

Sep 18, 2014 / 57,562 notes

humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

(via stand)

Sep 18, 2014 / 230,636 notes

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

(via feelinglikeadaydreamer)





THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
Sep 18, 2014 / 874,818 notes


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

(via feelinglikeadaydreamer)

Sep 18, 2014 / 485,294 notes

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via feelinglikeadaydreamer)

Sep 18, 2014 / 285,981 notes

theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

(via stand)

Sep 18, 2014 / 403,354 notes

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via hotboyproblems)

Sep 18, 2014 / 324,885 notes

carcrashlove:

Always.

(via snick3lfritz)

Sep 18, 2014 / 554,432 notes

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via stand)

Sometimes you end up never speaking to someone who meant the world to you again. And that’s okay. You cope and you survive. Don’t let your losses keep you back from new gains.
I wish someone had told me this when I was hurting, y.g. (via suchvodka)

(via bethschupelius)

Sep 18, 2014 / 145,578 notes
I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting.
Sep 18, 2014 / 141,623 notes